War

Force and fraud are, in war, the two cardinal virtues. Thomas Hobbes (1588-1679)

The Mascot here at Redneck Biotech

Every company should have a mascot. Further, it is our firm belief that a company mascot should be a living, braying, eating, and defecating icon of quality, strength, integrity, responsiveness and customer service.

Here at Redneck Biotech, we feel that "mission statements" are weak, indolent obfuscations. Only the raw power of a live beast-of-burden truly conveys real action. You'll get your money's worth, or someone's getting an assfull of hoof!

So, come on down to Redneck Biotech and meet Buddy. He'll open a Lone Star for you and explain, with kick-ass potency, just what kind of fellers you're dealing with. If he likes you, he might even take you around the back-forty.

We're located in Huntsville, Texas - just up the hill from old Mr. Ashley's place - between the three trailers. We'll leave the lights on and the key under the mat.

Irish Rednecks? Cead Mille Failte!

Yes. This man is my uncle..

I think a caption contest is in order here. The prize? I think a fifth of Jameson's is fitting!

I'm claiming this one: "They're always after me feckin' lucky charms!"